Hello, and welcome to Mr Fishfingerhead's "Terror from the Skies" World War II / IainDuncanSmith invasion simulation hybrid.

Mr Fishfingerhead feels strongly that we must destroy this double-dealing, deceitful, incompetent, shallow, inefficient, ineffective, corrupt, mendacious, fraudulent, shameful, lying TERROR, once and for all. To this end he has developed this training program to finely hone demon-repelling skills.

Click them buttons, lest we all catch Iain Duncan Syndrome. Stop the evil uber-Fruitloop. Win power and influence!